Can someone write my essay for me?

I am seriously willing to pay anyone who is willing to write my paper for me. I'm terrible at writing essays and am in an English class for the 3rd time, I can't seem to pass it cause of my terrible essay writing so if anyone would be willing to write it for me, I will seriously pay you. The topic is a compare/contrast essay and it has to be 2 pages, double-spaced in Times New Roman 12-font. 3-body paragraph along with an intro. and a conclusion. To let you know that I'm telling the truth, you can find me on facebook. My name will be under Ashley Dayton-Hicks